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about the biggest biggest pet bro online
here we go guys unbox this huge thing no
it's dead bro oh my god bro why are you
doing this oh my god hello hello hello
everyone look at that oh man I'd love to
start my videos with my goldfish because
I really do enjoy them what's going on
so guys by the title you guys know
what's going on ah my eye I just got
stabbed ah
alright it's getting a little funny out
here so we're gonna be ordering the
biggest possible pet online it's gonna
be cool you know what let's just go
ahead and get right to it
every time and every freaking time I
make a video can you just go away
alright Slayers so like I was saying I
want to go ahead and order the biggest
lobster possible that I could find so I
found this really cool website called
lobster now and I was searching through
it the other day and they had just about
anything in regards to big lobster now
they use these lobster to actually feed
human beings 1.5 live Maine lobster and
a two-pound live Maine lobster what's
pretty insane though is that they have
Jumbo's check this out guys look at the
size of these Lobster a four to six
pound six to eight pound 8 to 10 pound
10 to 15 pound lobster oh my god look at
the sizes oh my gosh guys so they're big
big lobsters available so guys you know
how I am about crawfish and I always
want to have the biggest and the best so
I think I'm gonna have I think I'm gonna
go ahead and order this live lobster
right here at a 10 to 15 pound Atlantic
live lobster look at that 299
so like delivery day at checkout its
from Portland so let's do it guys
weight range between 10 to 15 pounds
checkout so I'm gonna go ahead and order
this guy and we're gonna go ahead and
start this video once he gets here I'm
so excited
one whole day later oh my god this thing
is huge I'm gonna show my address and
everything let's take this thing inside
oh my god so catching balls here my good
friend Farley oh my god max come on
come on sighs really put it put it right
here put it right here bro I bought the
biggest biggest pet bro online so we
went ahead and we've been moved yeah
just what what so 19 oh my god 19 pounds
Maine love 19 pounds a really Maine
launcher so you buy it from that's where
you bought it
yeah Maine lobster now Maine lobster
experience Maine
how big is the actual lobster supposed
to be it's supposed to be 10 to 15 15
pounds it's gonna be crazy all right so
let me get the camera what's up guys
catch small fishing subscribe oh dude I
can't believe it says 1990 it has a
bunch of icing in some yeah it could
just be like the ice wait you know I'm
saying preciate you guys I know fast
delivery dude biggest Lobster now yours
the key handle it with care
oh my God look at the size of it how
much ice is in it is it the ice what
it's literally it's literally 15 pounds
it's it's literally 15 pounds put your
hand next to it oh my god hold up
somebody hold this thing up wee wee wee
wee wee wee tweet home with this is that
you help lift that up is that real is
there joke oh my god oh it's alive
Joey's is alive wait this is alive oh
this is really alive no it's not yes it
is moving wait when I touched my jump my
little crayfish lobsters antennae they
move like dude they ship that thing
alive they shipped it alive oh my god
are you grabbing the dog I'm dead I'm
dead
look at the size of this thing compared
to my dog oh my god oh my god yeah oh it
just needed to stretch out
oh my god it's walking us oh my god oh
my God look at the size of this oh my
god bro no show this true size next to
max bro you're right bro the size of
this thing there's two dog
look how big it is ten pound dog fifteen
pound lobster oh those look at the highs
bro we gotta measure this bro I'm
spooked
I wanna measure how big these claws are
yeah measured hold on I'm gonna get the
ruler Oh your name gross it's completely
alive
guys this is completely a lot of us this
is insane
touch its eyeball farley touch on a
scale it touches his eyes look at the
feelers don't look this thing is massive
I know what happened oh I knew it bro I
knew it oh my god I knew that would get
him going bro just like the isopod dude
this is sick this is you bro how long oh
my god dude if that thing gets you you
are toasted what inches ten and a half
inch claws 10 inches bro this lobsters
closer as big as my bro what are you
what are you gonna do with this Joey
talking about setting up tanks I thought
you brought us over here to eat bro I
mean they have what they have lobsters
like this I like Red Lobster guys look
at the size you see next to sink put it
in the sink so it doesn't run away
Farley
I'm really trying bro grab it by its
claws like one clawed each hands yeah
like that and lift it up lift it up lift
it up lift it up bro lift it up bro oh
my god oh my it's blocking your whole
face I can't even see you Farley
that is that's insane that is ridiculous
it's a dude what are the things called
again put it inside the sink because
it's dripping a little bit it's alive
there is a huge kitchen sink - oh my god
oh it's kicking and stuff dude the
biggest thing I've ever seen ever Joey
Joey Joey I didn't expect it to be this
big but what you're gonna put it in a
tank for the disputed Lobster
you're clearly gonna you can make a
saltwater tank right now just set it up
in two seconds we're gonna name them
Larry get out of here oh my God look at
the size of this thing's claws they oh
my god oh I know
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look at the size of the claws my feeling
what are you doing oh my god you free
now oh my god I'm all for fun and games
but due to you cross the line now that
thing is huge dude that thing's gonna
pinch you what do you mean what happens
you die celery celery test-retest bro
here we go here we go you gotta open it
up first there it is oh my god there it
is oh my god it's really it's like
really really it's I think oh I can't
even open it
I can't open it
I can't open it this is scary this is
open this one oh no no no no put it put
it now oh my god oh my god oh my god it
cut right through it like nothing dude
this thing is alive for real this is a
100% alive animal yeah yeah that thing
gets you bro
that thing gets you you're dead you're
dead put in the big claw look at this
guy moving right now bro big bleep oh my
god oh my gosh look it's all dulled down
over here - you can't you can't you
can't do anything I can't open it up he
does you can't do anything dude this is
insane
this is ridiculous Joey horley you
bought this online I'm buying one for
sure well you're gonna try to keep this
in the frickin tank bro I'm kidding
right here put it now until possibly get
that one so damn oh you're actually
gonna keep you really gonna keep this
thing in this giant tank how big is that
tank over there you're gonna fit him in
you 150 gallons that's sick so actually
it's a OpenFlow tank to open system so
it's saltwater on saltwater this is huge
oh my god they weren't playing you
ordered this thing like a day ago didn't
you one day one day boom ordered ship
just like that done that's crazy
Larry oh it's moving man get to seeing
some water
I mean crustaceans can last out of water
for
the guys do right now bro it has its
claws are out
put some water on him put some water on
him yeah yeah go ahead that's true
though you grab behind the claws it's
not going to be able to get to ya lift
the thing is insane that is ridiculous
that thing is alive man what do you are
we really keeping this in the tank bro
yeah whatever whatever bro bro he's
really gonna keep this thing the time
well I would never take the rubber bands
off this stays alive for you bro I feel
like it's just gonna jump up and grab us
no bro I'll teach that thing a fat
listen claws open up when they cracked
open with butter bro I want it I want to
eat he told us this whole thing about
getting a big ol Lobster for us to eat
and stuff oh come on man he brought us
over here just a prank as this is this
is BS all right I'm back with what I
mean quite himself all right what you
need what's it yeah I've never had a
salt no but that doesn't look like this
is a tank this is oh my god dude that
thing is alive and well bro oh my god
you can't fight it are you serious bro
bro bro bro do the things oh my god that
thing is gonna break
that thing is way way huge bro look at
the size of this thing
do it this is this you thought you could
keep it in this tank look at that oh
look at the bubbles
he's barely submerged this is a 30
gallon this is a 30 gallon II can't even
fit in there yeah you should be now he
has to water and stuff this is
ridiculous yes I did I really thought it
was a joke oh my god I don't even get it
I didn't know they got that big I mean
I've seen things on like Discovery
Channel and stuff but dude he does fit
in the 30 gallon oh good call good call
good call just barely but that thing is
massive - there's probably more meat
inside the joint areas than the freakin
like a whole crowd dude I know right
alright we need to eat this thing
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