hello everyone and welcome back to the
steel donut my name is Matt and with me
today is Bob hey how's it going and
today we have a wikihow article now Bob
you know me I always have problems I
have problems every day and one of my
biggest every time we do a wiki how it
always starts with you having problem
well why else would I be on wikiHow now
my biggest problem today is I cannot
live a fulfilling life based on the
words t I just can't do it I've never
figure out how weird ending in that yeah
we're ending in t like T why but I
looked up on wikiHow and would you
believe it or not Bob there's an article
for telling me how to live a fulfilling
life Mase nothing worth in pigment in
you lie this is good i'm glad i mean it
just for my problem and you know what
actually I found this article before and
I gotta say it starts off kind of like
they're trying to do honest tips and by
the end of it even though our writers of
this thing or making jokes about it like
even they don't take this one seriously
why would they I don't know why they
wouldn't because this is so serious to
minimize this is a prob that 5490 six
people knew yeah 1,496 people meaning
need to help it eight people help solve
this problem yeah so the description
reads not there are some very important
and significant words which end in T why
none of these words impact your
lifestyle for better or worse no more
than any other words do well that's an
article yeah well there you go how to
live a fulfilling life can't do it can't
do it it's impossible it's important
lives are a myth that's impossible the
trick to having a fulfilling life is how
you use words when conversing with other
and how you live your life I feel like
you're flying others nothing I guess
other oh so this is starting to sound
like switch word stuff yeah I was going
to say other here once it was just like
ghosts that word is missing oh if you
want to look into an apparently fun and
unusual way of living a fulfilling life
try to
steph's focusing on words that ending tu
y well that like man apparently fun like
even they didn't know that it was fun
it's apparent they're telling us and
they're like it airily fun it's all
people i really recommend that you try
this thing I've never done it but I hear
it's pretty good it's like the old
Wikipedia some argue yeah so here I
don't just get you do odds I'll do evens
already so step number one cultivate
ability nurture it with hard work and
use your cup use your capacity fully yes
that mean and apply me Larry it means
they tried to cram the word capacity
into the sentence that's how do I use a
capacity very very good that's not like
a ver but you can't do that you can use
your capacity why don't they just say
like like work at your maximum capacity
yeah work at your maximum capacity or
try to improve I don't know like well
you know what else I need to do and
apply clarity to all you think and do
what a weird way to word both of that
yeah that was not good that's not a very
good start and the pictures are just you
can see the fixtures are just like
photos so it's like nothing nothing
special yeah fond of here yeah I mean
unless somebody has like really
stupid-looking face or hands then we can
just make fun of them for the bodily
features because that's a completely
fair thing because actually using your
capacity fully that's are using our
cousin iya ya and applying clarity till
all you think I should probably be
writing these down a Caleb the ability
the capacity I don't have to write the T
why at the end because you know I know
those aah that's how all the words are
going to end so defining Claire Wray
there we go okay japan it can pass it
and then Oh capacity yeah next up is
number to avoid ambiguity at all costs
by pushing other people out of the way
yeah I don't know what that picture is
supposed to tell us like how is this
ambiguous is like
no no really stop like I don't I don't
want to [ __ ] yeah like back off oh [ __ ]
and look at the next one step number
three counter animosity and hostility
and by the same time why don't we get
cut off the tee wise on the end of the
word let's just cut that off be right we
lead and me okay counter Anna Massey and
hostility yeah much better and
apparently I'm one that by powering up
like Goku I don't know what else she's
doing there well I mean the previously
she was stopping them so now she's gonna
power up and then kick their ass and
knees please I guess you're supposed to
counter it but yeah it was a counter it
with your own hostility with your own
chakra they use chakra a ballsy right
yeah and then lost see uh hostility
animosity is my least favorite anime
animosity was really overrated it was
really operated anyway these py words
are twin brothers look before you leap I
don't see what that has to do with
animosity yeah hi Elodie for that matter
also I mean that's not really relevant
also counter brutality and cruelty i
think you mean brutally I'm sorry
brutality in the cruel yeah just these
are just twin sisters keep your distance
from both how am I supposed to counter
this I stay away from them doesn't wear
annamaya what God what doesn't counter
imply that I have to employ you get in
getting close and kind of reading close
oh yeah Harry yeah but Anna Massey and
in his hostility our brothers and
brutality and cruel are two sisters
that's interesting I didn't know that oh
honey messengers don't the next one
don't rush towards anxiety way to say
that just give me one rush to rinse
anxiety does it really what was waiting
to go today I'm gonna be extra anxious
oh oh my god I was supposed to not be
anxious today ah she husband is wrong
all my life she rushed so hard and
anxiety she hit the [ __ ] wall and
broke her nose dude
get her yes in the grab yeah all right
number five welcome oster with open
austerity know that it's osteria yeah
I'll sterry yeah welcome osteria without
open arms is that so like some EU EU
politics coming in real quick just like
hey you know European austerity that's
that's something that you need to care
about yeah austerity is the sternness or
severity of manner or attitude extreme
kindness or simplicity of style or
appearance and the conditions
characterized by severity sternness or
athletes it's so so instead of being
fun-loving they want me to be Stern yeah
I want you to be Stern like these
flowers look at these flowers aren't
they start yeah that said that the you
see that be or whatever I think that's
it be I'll be like yeah that'd be that'd
be does not [ __ ] around now that B is
the sternness [ __ ] be yeah no
you come at him and he will [ __ ] kill
you you come at that you come at that be
and he will make you rush towards
anxiety yeah exactly that'd be knows how
to avoid ambiguity at all costs so you
better watch it [ __ ] out because he
knows how to counter animosity and
hostility yeah exactly number six
appreciate bow but I appreciate I
appreciate my bow yeah she's the best
and it is in the eye of the beholder how
can I appreciate it if it's like duties
me I've beholder means like that like
you know some things aren't beautiful
yes on people yes some things aren't
beautiful to some people so that's not
really but it is weird right yeah that's
a really weird phrase to tell me to
appreciate beauty with yeah I think you
just say like all things are beautiful
in their own way instead of something
like really weird Conte you know like
something could talking down there like
it's okay beauties me I have to be
holder yeah even if you're ugly as [ __ ]
yeah you might be ugly but you know
beauty's me at least you've got bow yeah
let's just have oh we know what number
seven
new face breathy whoa wait wait what the
hell does that mean well is it what it
means is exercise caution at all times
and face kalami courageous yeah and you
will not be disappointed that's what
else wait brevity is like short yet
right I mean they say yeah brevity is
the soul of wit they say like you know
that's it's about being quickly the good
things but like outside of the context
of wit brevity let me look up the actual
definition of brevity just to be clear
concise and exact use of words in
writing or speech so right now i'm bi
i'm using brevity because I'm being very
exact with my use of the word brevity
and brevity also means shortness of time
they're saying they're using the word
brevity in a completely wrong way it
seems like based maybe work nests of
time may face the exactness of words
well brevity like also means shortness
of time yeah but I mean like neither of
those me a second hiccup make any sense
either way also I like that they said
living living a fulfilling life based on
words ending in to you I but half of
these are things like avoid this thing
that ends in T why I was going to say I
feel like so far I feel like my life
isn't getting any more fulfilling using
these words yeah I feel like I feel like
my English teachers a lot happier with
me though oh yeah well your your
vocabulary is getting better at my
vocabulary yeah because I'm fastest is
wonderful um number eight embrace cherry
and generosity well then I'm still
writing these down cherry
another pair of twin sisters in this
article I see these are twin sisters of
giving and should be encouraged as a way
of being the wave exercising these until
the purpose has passed what that's like
something who wrote this something
something I know my [ __ ] uh fortune
cookie fortune cookie don't work and
Rosie's until purpose has passed what
the heck like so wait are you saying
that like I shouldn't wait until charity
drives are over to give to charity
because that seems obvious I mean like
oh there's a charity drive going on and
I'll just come back when it's closed I
like this number nine because it's a
picture of the goose here if you like it
makes it better that's a swan actually
oh [ __ ] that I say goes I'm in Swan my
[ __ ] Swan [ __ ] you Bob sorry
appreciate chastity this is a virtue of
beyond words and as we all know swans
are the most chaste animal first of all
swans [ __ ] like crazy second of all why
are you injecting your personal opinions
into this hey man some people find
chastity kinky yes yes I do but like I
mean even so like like what what about
like like people [ __ ] like animals like
oh that's fine I don't care who cares
that's nothing to do with I feel like
I'm missing chastity isn't gonna isn't
going to help me it has to do with
living your life based on words ending
in T why it doesn't have anything to do
with leaving a fulfilling life based on
that because that's different for each
present well well that's right you have
max one my bed oh yeah number ten tackle
complicity and a duplicitous these are
some beans to keep away from whatever
the circumstances so like I mean
duplicity is lying right and right if I
remember correctly complicity is like
blame right so like if you're complicit
in something that means that you're the
state of being an accomplice partnership
or involvement in a wrong doing here you
might want to avoid doing that that's
kinda mean this is your tackle tackle so
it's like
live your life based on words ending in
tu I by not following that word not
doing that and not doing what's in that
we're okay okay you gotta live your life
based on words ending in T why except
for these words yeah except for the ones
that we just scattered throughout except
for the ones we tell you not to live
your life based on ya see don't
obviously I don't want you to be
complicity or duplicitous but number
eleven wants you to achieve and
encourage creative or create TV's aren't
that it's incredible to me that they
just want you to achieve it like there's
like there's like a scale normally you
think like oh this person is more
creative less creative no no it's a zero
to one you're either creative or you're
nice it's a binary 0 or binary 0 here oh
no he's not creative like oh he's not
that creative neuro I said he's not
creative no not at all everything is not
a team you like he is not an image name
is Bob yeah he hasn't achieved he hasn't
achieved creativity this demand I mean
cradle minded devotion so encourage your
artist within yeah I like you know for a
second when I first saw this picture I
saw like beads in the foreground and
then like pliers in the back and then
that golden wire or whatever for a
second I thought that was a zip tie and
i was like huh uh I pliers 1 zip ties in
the back and yes I was very plain
there's like wire cutters and zip ties
Jesus yeah like a felony that's scary no
but you gotta achieve creativity so now
yeah I guess number 12 reflect on Dex
Terry what the [ __ ] do that that are
loving a fulfilling life it's not even
like try to achieve this one would have
been like try to achieve Dexter and left
by I one could have been an Internet I
just think about it give due respect to
those who have it but don't be envious
it looks like wow that guy can juggle
huh I was gonna say unless by reflect on
dexterity they mean like a level up my
D&D character I mean yeah I got a level
up that dexterity right why do you keep
putting coins in dexterity you're a
warrior
oh you're never gonna you [ __ ] I
need all the dexterity I could get yeah
except know you've got like a three in
wisdom what's wrong with you I think
that's goddamn beige ever oh you can't
do any rituals you are not helping the
party my 30 in dexterity is perfect for
all of my roomies Jesus authority in
dexterity medic foot when I blow my
first time I had a friend who dumped all
his points into strengths because he was
a warrior and his character with like
threes and everything in like a 22 in
strength and I was like okay you've got
a reroll you've got to [ __ ] reroute
I'm not gonna let you do this life that
was like his level one character like
what I play shadowrun and I put all my
points in driving we never drove
anywhere see I played I played wasteland
2 and I put all my points and toaster
repair and they never panned out for me
oh this one's mine always react with
dignity when your friends make fun of
you for pretty 30 points and 20 30
points and dirty with their [ __ ]
wizard this is a shield that guards you
whatever the odds but some of them have
to shoot you remember to react with
dignity yeah are you like they're like
giving all your [ __ ] money and you're
just like dignified about anything you
just pull out your wallet and you say
take it mm-hmm and then they shoot you
and you just bounces right off yeah it
bounces right off it'll garden whatever
the odds yeah or i guess i reacting with
dignity might be like i won't i won't
give in to a coward who has to use a gun
like I don't know like something like
that and then he treats you and then you
just like Superman yeah it likes you for
josh's on your eyeball like in Superman
that happens number man I believe so
yeah jeez uh it was pretty stupid number
14 carry on with your sense of do let me
just write that gun do but only is this
a sort of alphabetical order we were in
the seas like creativity and seven now
we're into these hang on we're dexterity
dignity
duty yay google quarter they just
googled a list of words that's ending
t/y and groped steps based on each one
that's what it looks like that's pretty
lazy carry on with a sense of do it's a
gem to be polished from time to time
that's a weird way to look at video the
weirdest way to look at duty yeah an
uncomfortable look at duty yeah well you
know what I love here's something me and
you do all the time practice honest I'm
sorry honest honest I'm just being
honest haanji hang on it applies in the
best eternal way like does that mean
what is an eternal way that sounds like
sometimes driver survived it that's a
more lab that's the more switch word
[ __ ] dude she looks like she's suffering
a heart attack no she something she
looks like to me like she looks like
she's like in love she's like oh my
heart yeah I get yeah I mean of course
it would look like that to me I'm yeah
yeah well you're practicing honest I'm
all practicing honest I'm trying to 16
act with Hugh Millie Lowell modest a
modes and Fedele be judicious as to whom
you're loyal to and keep your modesty
hey you didn't you didn't italicized
that one hey yes that's why we needed a
nice car I could tell me there's a flaw
in this article somewhere and I mean I'm
not saying it directly like I wouldn't
put it in those words but I might be
suggesting something similar modes I'm
still writing these down finally what
happened so they just remembered the
word fidelity because it was like
alphabetical until now and then fidelity
came in okay you got a quelle it's all
in alphabetical the first word oh okay
yeah but look LM F anyways be judicious
as to whom your loyalty and
your modesty at a level that still
retains your self-respect isn't that the
whole point of honesty right now I'm not
want to get it you could be modest to
the point of just hating yourself like
you're like hey that's a pretty good
that's pretty good drawing you did and
I'm just like I suck like I mean that's
sort of modest but it's taken to a
[ __ ] extreme I guess I don't know oh
my god number 17 yeah number 17 don't be
ness nos yeah don't be not yeah I like
him as a rapper but don't be him don't
be him I was about to make that joke
[ __ ] be a run on your material want it
you want to still make the joke can I
make the joke you can make the journey
I'm gonna make the jetpack he's a good
rapper but don't be him yeah yeah
exactly I mean it so and you just don't
want to be not yeah you don't enough
this label can spoil your image had any
talking i don't know i'm sorry i'm so
very good label yes I don't remember
what label dosn't side you let me go
look that up real quick nas label uh not
just signed to he's currently with oh
gosh I gotta go look I think he's
currently with no he's not was def gym
anymore I don't think of it maybe mass
appeal I don't know is he signed a
nobody right now i don't know i don't
know i'm looking on in 2010 yeah i think
he still finds two to def jam probably
be there yeah depth I don't know they
have a providing game yeah and def Jay
had a pretty good fighting game series
and you know what that label didn't
doesn't spoil his image def jam is
pretty reputable yeah anyways ah number
18 be my your needs will be universally
recognized unless no one notices you
yeah also I like my there they did when
big uous to be good like you could be
mighty envy
person oh yeah for sure I mean you could
be like Buffett [ __ ] and just punched
the hell out of everybody yeah you could
be you could be like a mighty ruler
instant peasants to their unjustice
unwanted con job to death yeah I'm just
death so subtle trying to say yeah yeah
so I'm not really sure all that
automatically equates to a good thing
well I wasn't sure how I wasn't sure how
a lot of these like dexterity we keep
talking about the 20 and dexterity is
what my wizard needs yeah because then
he can jump off wall yeah cuz then you
get up off walls because he doesn't have
enough magic to do it okay just remember
guys it's like how many tell it how many
offers if there's one thing to take away
from this article guys always make sure
you give your witty and your Wizards a
30 in dexterity and I all right I'd like
to cast I'd like the cast IC IC rayon on
the Goblin great but your your your
intelligence modifier is negative 6 so
you do no damage ready to go I'd like to
jump off that wall but not at the gal
but I just like to be easy got it you
didn't even have to do a cook it's like
a quick check I'm like you give any on
that do you see on that is 50 yeah the
DC on that is 15 but you've got a 27 so
it's fine yeah well you know what else I
Wizards to do my wizard should practice
sympathy but be careful not to pit pit
he just pi just by we had not applied
hinged with sarcasm so don't what did he
anybody wait ever so don't pity like
yeah what do you mean pity which can be
tint you mean people accidentally tinge
their pity with sarcasm never pity
anybody while we're at it I've every
feel sympathy just don't go yeah that's
my personal advice or empathy no yeah
feel that either and always give your
wizard of 30 in dexterity okay if we
react would sends a sensitivity when the
moment demands sorry when the moment
demands it be sensitive to others needs
but don't pity but otherwise cold and
heartless yeah otherwise cold and
heartless otherwise [ __ ] their [ __ ] up
yeah and then finally like I don't know
yeah well not really the last one number
25 live live in simplicity spread the
word that it works and keeps your mind
clear appear we want me to spread the
word is this a [ __ ] pyramid scheme
this is either a pyramid scheme or some
kind of weird cult the cult of T why oh
man do the call to my sound like a
perfect villain for like a a sci-fi
novel gmat story or yeah I also get a
call dude no could you imagine off could
you imagine if a HP Lovecraft wrote
about the cult of T why that'd be pretty
fun I mean if HP Lovecraft wrote about
any kind of called like he usually did
usually turned out pretty good anyway
the next one is a sea koala koala yeah
quali Quah Leah over quanti maintain
quality and don't allow it to suffer at
any time you missed another italic it
should be colleagues with a talent like
that again I don't know like what am I
going into factory work the [ __ ] let me
ask oh wait what the hell is this number
22 I'm glad I got to read this one cuz
I'm an atheist number 22 enhance your
spirituality I'm sorry spirituality deal
with your faith deal with your faith and
inner convictions make loving you need
to enhance your a field I mean that's
not my spirituality like I don't have
spirituality no you need to enhance your
atheism dude that's your spirituality
then how does that even make sense it's
not a spirituality anything deal with
your face and inner conviction you to
love the handle you just leave word your
way into the vortex hear Bach deal with
my face be a deal with your fake yeah
Dagon a thing you have to deal with like
Oh guys I've got my face acting up again
[ __ ]
face and this is coming from the
Christian number 23 avoid to pity prone
is QE mmm and veiny yeah they know no
age color or race hang on they know no
age color or race barriers and they harm
your relations with others promiscuity
harms relations with others I'm sorry no
it doesn't once again you're injecting
weird politics into this writer of this
film excuse girl there's people you're
all alone you remember how people who
are promiscuous it tends to have sex
with people know that harms the
relations yeah you know what harms you
know if I were at it guys don't [ __ ]
have you never had sex I mean remember
chatting you know the 40 year old virgin
of origin virgin you know the for this
version what are your three mucker the
40 year old vortigaunt from half-life 2
Yeah Yeahs he's the 40 year old virgin
but I was going to say you know the 40
year old virgin went up that
[ __ ] becomes a 60 year old
version never have kids yeah I'm gonna
get nomination James for hire we believe
in you yeah and don't [ __ ] still writing
up sex ever all right number 24 practice
Tennessee like Benny Benassi this will
reward you provided you have the
patience to guide it God tenacity what
the heck does that mean I thought
tenacity was I mean I guess if you're
just oh look what is unguided tenacity
look like like tenacity is usually like
just dedication to an idea to a cause
whatever right like I'm trying to do
something like a d right like you've got
to have a tenacious d yeah like a
tenacious d but then what is an unguided
tenacity look like is it just like
that's one that's why I'm trying to do
something a little by little I these
getting more and more you're losing your
grip but no this is what it's like an
unguided tenacious d is like your it's
going in right and but you're not you
don't have your hand on it to guide it
so it just it just misses the
that's an unguided tenacious d that's
not good here yeah you know in those rap
songs were like Conde talks about how
the girls trying to jerk him that's an
unguided tenacious d oh really okay yeah
it's unguided like like she's trying but
she can oh you know cuz he's not there
to guide it yeah I guess yeah while
we're at it what I was going to say
while we're at it what is with rap songs
specifically Kanye West rap songs and
I'm talking about a girl trying to jerk
him even how is she only trying this is
a common problem for him how is she
feeling like Maddox met you on what you
misunderstand you have a normal shaped
penis we don't know what Kanye's peanut
looks like it could be incredibly
weirdly shaved every time I hear that I
just imagine like they're in the car
right and she's reaching for like a
handy and he's like jerking his pelvis
all around like okay to not know is
she's she's just trying to figure out
where to grab hold because it's like
your dick looks like a like a like a rod
and his looks like a stapler or
something and she's like I don't know
where I'm supposed to grab it looks like
a concept do ya yeah it just looks like
it doesn't look like a bowl it looks
like the idea of a bowl she's looking
everything going I didn't realize there
was a physical manifestation of the idea
of a bowl and she and he's just like
she's trying to jerk me off and I'm like
Kanye he's having a hard time kanya
maybe you should get that checked out
like seriously that doesn't sound
healthy Kanye yeah I know what Kanye
should do Kanye should embrace uni and
diversity mm-hmm these are two opposites
are they opposite the kind of opposites
in the sense like you know you and I are
diverse because we have our differences
but unity because we're the same but
like at you I'm just trying to can you
could have they're just trying to clear
a diverse amount of people unified yeah
that's why they're saying these are
opposites but oh I don't know that just
I don't they never struck me as
opposites that's just me though you know
what do I know these are two opposites
but they can be good friends with a
little help from San
I sanity coolest yeah also I like how it
sound like they fit that in at the end
seriously Alec Alec oh it's just embrace
unity and diversity we have a picture of
what appears to be not a very diverse
group up there yeah that's that's I mean
it might be diverse compared to like be
the group of people who are who are
reading this article or rot the group of
people that wrote this article yeah
they're like oh man I've never seen a
black person before like wait you're
telling me there's an a not entire other
continent south of Europe what what
you're telling that telling me that's
the cradle of the human species no way I
thought everybody came from white
America well I like how I google search
this image and the first thing i got was
positive and reflective lifestyles on
wikiHow the category that's not yeah
well here's the last tip and I really
like this last tip take every ever every
but take every opportunity to exercise
objectivity and have some maturity which
will hopefully allow you to recognize
the complexity of real life and ignore
the shitty [ __ ] advice from people I
administrating their development
development in feel inferior inferiority
I don't know I had so much trouble with
that and the general infectivity of
their suggestions did they really just
watch kitty yeah the shitty advice I
swear imma wikihow article yeah and this
hasn't been updated in over a year no
one's the owner of shitty advice this
entire [ __ ] article so you would you
like me to go back through all the words
that can I wrote down smokeless look at
the tips first okay yeah let's do keep
your breath fresh and minty Wow pocket
stupid that's enjoy snacks that are
nutty rather than chocolatey wow you
consider consider life in the city as
opposed to the country that's awesome
[ __ ] stupid it's handed always have a
pen and paper in close proximity oh it
will be reaching for that one
that one's not that one's not wrong
though I mean I have pen and paper right
here that's why I was writing down all
these words for these war games too
right after the tips electricity is
dangerous and sentences with high levels
of radioactivity or toxic imagine the
people who wrote the tips and warnings
did not give a [ __ ] oh look shows of
these dangers power so let me Dad
remember that turn your power in your
house off yeah turn off on the computer
yeah the computer is killing you get out
get out out live in a forest within
Aires where there is no electricity yeah
electricians are so people avoid them at
all costs they work magic yeah well I
black magic Sonny would write you go let
me let me try to let me try to go
through these okay so remember you're
supposed to live by all of these unless
except for the ones that you're not
supposed to live by ability capacity
clarity ambiguity animosity hostility
brutality cruelty anxiety austerity
beauty brevity calamity charity
generosity chasity complicity duplicity
creativity dexterity dignity duty
honesty humility loyalty modesty
fidelity nasty mighty pity sensitivity
simplicity quality quantity spirituality
stupidity promiscuity vanity tonight
validity yes unity diversity sanity
opportunity objectivity maturity
complexity shity shity shity inferiority
and infect Iffat e well you know what I
have to say to that Bob what holy
calamity screaming sanity holing up
economies another great fan of me break
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link to our public discord where you can
come hang out with us and suggest
stories to us and and we're on there all
the time so just just drop in and say
hello and hang out with some cool people
all right thanks