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This Video Could Change Your Entire Life Forever

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- HEY, I HAVE A QUESTION.

HOW MANY OF YOU HERE USE THE INTERNET?

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- REALLY? THAT'S SURPRISING.

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IT'S POPULAR, I GUESS.

I'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE.

I HOPE IT DOESN'T SURPRISE YOU.

BUT THERE ARE THINGS ON THE INTERNET THAT ARE NOT TRUE.

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THE OTHER DAY, FOR INSTANCE, I SAW AN AD.

IT CLAIMED TO BE FROM MY SHOW.

HERE IT IS.

IT SAYS "THE ELLEN SHOW," AND IT SAYS,

"MILLIONS OF MEN AND WOMAN ARE DROPPING FATS

OBEYING THIS ONE SIMPLE RULE."

AND THERE'S SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS.

FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER POST THIS.

I BELIEVE IN LOSING WEIGHT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY

BY SMOKING, AND...

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