you can't beat this game knife only okay
the news is out this video is trash
garbage this challenge gave me such a
hard time that i almost had a goddamn
brain aneurysm
but how far did i get before almost
shattering my controller on the wall
at what point did i almost consider
showing my hammer to the resident evil 4
game case
and can all bosses be defeated knife
only i know these burning questions are
all you're going to be thinking about
for the next half hour so let's just get
right into it
like the idiot i am i chose the hardest
possible difficulty on the list
i mean it wasn't much of a choice
there's only two difficulties but still
choosing professional was the biggest
mistake i've ever made in my entire life
and that's saying a lot because i
actually played paw patrol on a roll and
lived to tell the tale
someone on instagram pointed out that a
new paw patrol game is coming out in
november
and oh boy am i ever excited forget
ghosts of toshima
this is where my pre-order money is
going
so my journey started out like any other
emilio and jacques were driving me
through the spooky dark woods in spain
when we came upon a lonely house in the
middle of nowhere
i immediately deleted everything from my
inventory except for my first aid spray
of course and started making my way
towards it something about the real
estate
in front of me started spooking me out
so i decided it was best to pick up a
nearby axe for protection
and trudge on ahead and there he was the
cakiest boy in the west
you couldn't get more cake than that if
you went to a freaking wedding and leon
knew this
he knew it was a long shot but if anyone
was to judge his dance recital it would
be a man with cake
nah he ain't dead but mentally we
probably lost him i feel like kendrick
perkins running 505 in boston
cause i've been running way too long
anyway getting back to reality i sliced
me a piece of that cake
threw my body through the nearest second
story window and started going on a
rampage
no man was safe as long as i was around
that's when i came across a little dog
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everything was pretty straightforward
from here as always for the town riot i
just ran in circles until it was time
for bingo the farm was interesting
i found out the cows made for great meat
shields and were happy to help me in my
time of need
unfortunately i'm horrible for
committing friendly fire so the cow
didn't live very long
it was kind of disappointing because he
really could have been the donkey to my
shrek
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all right getting back into it the only
problem i had in this chapter was the
trick wire and the shack
sure i could have 360 no scoped an egg
at it
yes oh my god but i was truly trying to
make this a knife only challenge
so i took one for the team and
clotheslined myself on the damn thing
all of a sudden i heard something in the
back room i
see that the president's equipped his
daughter with ballistics too
oh my goodness i recognize that sweet
talking anywhere it was lewis and he
needed my help
i exploded the shelf with my knife and
opened the shaking cabinet as fast as i
could
ah a man who is constrained and helpless
i can't think of a better candidate to
watch my dance recital
before i could even get through the
first phase of my choreography
le big formage stepped through the door
let's just say
i'm sure he was very confused i tried
protecting lewis with my life and
started swinging my axe around like a
complete maniac
i was trying to intimidate this hulking
man and i can safely say
it failed horribly so let me explain the
rules at first i wanted to get through
this entire game using only the knife
this meant no kicks no eggs etc but
i quickly found out that this challenge
is completely impossible
not only because of the far off crates
and bottles you need to shoot but also
because when all these boys get together
in a big group it's damn near impossible
to knife them without using kicks
sure one on one is totally fine but a
group of 50
i'd have better luck knocking out a
transgender kid in one punch
so eventually i allowed kicks i allowed
egg throwing and i allowed shooting
things that are far away but only if i
had to
so there like i said in the beginning of
this video this challenge is completely
impossible
this is where the real challenge began
the merchant was completely useless
during this gameplay so it was up to me
to make my way in this messed up world
luckily ladders were a lot more useful
than my old compadre so all i'd really
have to do was camp at the top of a
nearby ladder
and watch all the small brained tards
fall to their deaths
you know there comes a point in every
man's life
when he has to do his duty may not be
the easy thing to do
it may even shatter his heart but it's
something that needs to be done
of course i'm talking about richard i
was gonna let the little guy go but of
course he just had to stab me in the
back of the head with a pitchfork
i tried negotiating with richard i told
him he could be the donkey to my shrek
i begged him to stop and join me but it
was no use
he was too far gone it was clear i had
to assert my dominance over him so
although it broke my spirit
i made sure he knew i was not a man to
be tussled with
why are we still here
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anyway then of course there's gerald you
could say that gravity killed him
i'd like to say it was my hard work and
determination it's time to talk about
the first big obstacle
the chainsaw guy sure i could have
easily ran by him and made my way to the
gate but no
at the beginning of this journey i
decided to try and eliminate every
single enemy that crossed my path and
this was no exception
so i fought him i would knife him in the
eyes kick him in the butt and then stab
him while he was down
it wasn't the most honorable way to
fight him but it worked
very quickly too as long as you tease
him before you slash him in the eyes
he's a very easy enemy to defeat knife
only
now you may be wondering dante how did
you take
out big groups of enemies well you see
the trick is to just bully one person at
a time
usually picking on a straggler was the
best strategy i'd knife a guy in the
face
kick him which would end up annihilating
the whole group and then just like the
chainsaw guy
i'd knife them while they were down it
was a brilliant strategy
and i felt like a complete badass we all
know delago
only has one way to be oofed out of this
universe and i believe this was the
first time i failed the challenge
but trust me there's many more fails to
come leon began cosplaying as me when my
appendix burst
he went fishing the same way they do in
russia and i came across the most
difficult enemy in the entire game
salazar krauser danny devito
no it was las plagas fermanos
hello and welcome to the los poyos
hermanos family
my name is gustavo but you can call me
gus no
please i don't want to sell your goddamn
meth
these guys are completely impossible to
beat without a few healing items i tried
teasing an attack
running up knife to the face and kicking
and as effective as this can be
the los polos romanos is very
unpredictable and always finds a way to
sneak attack you
in fact the only good way i could find
to kill it was to drown it in the lake
kinda reminds me of
inanimate objects just out of reach were
my true enemies
these bad boys turned this already
horrible run into a complete piece of
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what i did here was use grenades to get
the boxes down because yes you can
actually
get all three down with perfectly timed
grenades and all of a sudden i found
myself
ambushed luckily i did these guys the
same way i did los polos so it wasn't a
big deal
el thick boy was definitely the funnest
boss fight in the game
but just because it was fun didn't mean
it wasn't terrifying and
so began the epic battle a thick boy
would try to squish me like a bug and
in return i'd shank his ankles when the
timing was right
i'd even slash it as achilles tendon
jesus christ i was really starting to
feel bad for the guy i mean
i i wasn't known for my honorable
fighting but that was pretty low
unsurprisingly the thick one fought back
and he fought back hard
you know as i lay there on the ground
with every bone in my body
shattered i couldn't help but laugh what
the dumb giant didn't know
was even though my spine exploded on the
corner of that tin roof
all i had to do was drink a little
concoction i made in the lab to get
better
harry tells me you're quite the science
whiz you know
i'm something of a scientist myself stop
i promised i wouldn't include any more
spider-man memes in my videos
go home mr osborne but you can't do this
to me
you're out norman so yeah the dog came
to my rescue
spoke some chinese japanese or korean at
me honestly i don't even know it all
looks the same to me
and the giant was finally defeated by
one small dog and a knifey boy
having ashley as a companion wasn't too
much of an issue i'd just tell her to
wait in the trash bin
take care of all the angry villagers and
the moment los polos would appear we'd
make a run for it because there was no
way in hell i could one of you want a
demon like that
the cabin was one of the top three
hardest parts of the whole challenge
and it's all because of one man gustavo
fring
we started getting raided by a gang of
meth dealers and i used the only defense
i knew i had
look nah he ain't dead but mentally we
probably lost them i feel like kendrick
perkins running five on five in boston
cause i've been running way too long now
i just feel exhausted cause i've seen
18 weeks at 18. you can't understand
just how difficult this part is
until you try it let's just pretend i
didn't spend an hour on this fight and
will skip to my successful attempt
there's only one reason i was able to
get through this cabin without dying
and that's a sweet two-part word i like
to call avoiding conflict
see my first thought was to just knife
everyone that came at me once you defeat
40 enemies
or wait 4 minutes in the cabin the boys
will remember they were playing bingo
and they'll ditch the kidnap attempt
normally this wouldn't be a big issue
and large groups of enemies aren't
really a problem
but unfortunately having toulos polos
romanos in the cabin with everything
else makes this one of the toughest
parts in the game
and it doesn't help that lewis is barely
more useful than the merchant
half the time he'd get slapped silly in
a corner by one of the tentacle monsters
and there was nothing i could do about
it
the only strategy i had for this was to
frantically run around the house and
pray that i had enough healing items to
get through it
after so many failed attempts that i
lost count the gonados finally backed
off and i finished the cabin with 29
deaths to my name el thick boy v2 was
easy enough to get by
but what wasn't easy was the goddamn ski
lift no matter how many times i tried to
dodge the axes and hoes
one or two of them always seemed to clip
me and as if that wasn't enough
there were two selfish cuts who decided
they wanted to ride on the ski lift with
me
luckily i was able to knife their toes
and watch them fall into the endless
abyss
but i still had the problem of the other
villagers flinging their weapons at me
knifing them out of the air was only
effective against one ganato so i had to
pray that the rest of them had horrible
aim
and like most other parts on this run
after doing a part over and over and
over again
i was able to get by it fairly decently
it's kind of like totally accurate
battle simulator in a way
you can do the same situation 50 times
in a row and have completely different
results
every time legrand fromage is the next
scary villain on this journey and
he's actually incredibly easy once you
understand his patterns
he has two phases longitude and latitude
longitude was easy enough all i did was
race to the ladder in the back
wait for him to attack then i'd jump
down swipe at him a few times
rinse and repeat once the formage
reached his latitude phase
i was stuck i had no idea how to take
down this half man
that is until i watched a video by
spiral out one one two three two one one
if you think i'm good at this game you
should see this guy he's 10 times better
than me and i really think you guys
should go subscribe to him because he's
pretty underrated
so what i found in one of his videos was
that you can get the big cheese into a
state of mental confusion
all you have to do is climb the ladder
in the back stand in a specific spot
call the half-man a mean name and his
perpetual torment begins
he gets stuck in an endless loop of
failing to hit you and he can just swipe
at him to your heart's content
are you okay leon get off my back
as i ran down that lonely path with
ashley i thought to myself
what am i doing i've already failed this
challenge multiple times and i've put
shame on my family
why am i still going i've already lost
my friend richard
ashley doesn't respect me and let's face
it no one wants to see my dance recital
but no i've come too far to quit now and
right when my confidence was at its
highest
it immediately plummeted i'd like to
introduce you to the truck part
i tried finding a way to maybe glitch
the game out and get a knife swing in
maybe i could even blow myself past it
with a grenade but no
it was not to be again i went to spiral
out's channel and saw that for his
minimum shots run
he used an egg to annihilate the truck
driver so that's exactly what i did
when i told them i wanted half a dozen
eggs for my mission
everyone at the academy laughed at me
well who's laughing now huh
who's laughing now no really though i
felt like a complete badass after
killing that man with a single egg
ashley and i finally got to the castle i
pulled off my little crank trick to
despawn all the enemies in the area
and i defeated the room full of soy boys
after a few attempts
leon lewis
i've got something for you guys oh [ __ ]
i must have dropped it when i was
running away from them dropped what
a drug that'll stop your compulsions no
thanks
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bro
damn it this is where i met a man who
was on my level
finally someone who could understand me
and relate to my problems
salazar i've been expecting you my
brethren
join the club we've got jaggers i'm
never turning into one of them
never
[Music]
oh come on ashley look at him in his wee
little boots
you know how many zombies can wear boots
honestly oh let's keep him
[Music]
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