How to kiss A Gay Guy
HOW TO GAY KISS
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Okay wait get over here!
You guys!
Hi
I'm Travis, this is Jack
What's up guys
Before we even start this video we want to ask you guys
To please subscribe to the channel right now
because we want you to join the TRACK fam!
Secondly what we are going to be doing today is the "How To Kiss" video
You guys have been asking us to kiss for a very long time
Jack: "MAKEOUT"
And so, we figured you're probably asking that not because you want see us actually kiss
but because you don't know how to kiss.
So, we feel like we've earned our PHD in kissing because we've been doing it with each other quite a bit ;)
[Laughs]
J: All over YouTube... oops!
J: This is what I studied in school. I studied kissing in school so I think it's important that we teach everyone how to kiss.
T: So you're welcome
J: It's not that we just wanna kiss....
T: No.... J: No.
T: gross.
Jack: EW STOP IT
J: You have cooties.
T: Originally, when we were gonna do this video we were gonna a recreating famous movie kisses,
but we weren't sure if that was the kind of video you guys wanted to see
and so, if you guys wanna see that video instead of this one comment below and say "YAASS KISS DADDIES YAS"
J: YAS DADDIES!
If this video gets 5,000 likes then we'll do that video. But otherwise for now we're just gonna teach you guys how to kiss.
So,
Let's do it.
OK so, Jack: CLASS IS IN SESSION
Travis: CLASS IS IN SESSION
So before we even begin the tutorial, we gotta show you guys the example of what a good kiss should look like.
J: I'm Professor Merridew, [gestures to Travis] Professor Bryant
T: Professor Bryant
J: We will be your instructors to-... wow... Instructors today sorry
Had a little bit of alcohol before class
T: Yeah, got him drunk
J: To loosen up these lips, and loosen up these hips ;) T: [Talking over Jack] loosey goosey.... yaasss
So basically this is our first kiss....... for you guys
So.... we're just gonna- J: LOCK. EYES.
That's Step Number One. T: Ok J: Then... bite your lip
Then, lick your lips
T: You're doing it very.... very... animated for them.
[both Laugh]
You want the partner to want you to kiss them. J: Am I not seducing you? If not.... thats rape.
And so... J: BAD
I like to grab Jack by the chin J: I'm gonna grab you by your weave! T: So then I have control over his face
when I bring him in.
Jack: I'm the domtop If you wanna, if you wanna be advanced...
Shhh
Jack: No
You hush them (?)
Grab them by the chin
No. I do it to you.
Jack: I'm doing it to you! Travis: [gasps] You touched my neck.
Jack: I'm gonna grab you by your hair then.
T: You don't-! You leave your hands down here for a second.
J: No.
T: I'm gonna take you into a submission right now. J: NO
I'm gonna own your little ass for the next couple of minutes. Let me- We didn't even kiss yet!
Jack: NO
NO
T: Come here.
Jack: Now I get to be the domtop
T: We were just showing them how we do this!
J: [talks over T]So that is how we kiss.. T: We just dem- J: Did you guys learn a lot?
Did we tell them- Don't spit in the other persons mouth. T: wait.
So thats the example of what a good kiss hopefully should look like. Hopefully you guys liked it.
Also because this is always a competitive channel. Comment below and say #trav'sthepantydropper or #jack'stheshowstopper for kissing.
Jack: [whispers] trend it.
So that was an example of an opened mouth kiss, the next ones gonna be one with -tongue-
So.
Jack: NO
Travis: WhY? Thats what I do! J: I'm. The. Domtop.
T: [whispers] I'm the domtop
We just tell them you're the subbottom
J: no, you are the subbottom
T: I am the subbottom
J:Ok, wait! I don't know how to do this!
T: EXACTLY
T: You're not a domtop! J:STOP NO. I'M THE DOMTOP!
T: Like watch, watch, here's how you do it.
When you want to assert dominance over your mate. -[to Jack] STOP.
Let me assert dominance ov- J:NO. T: LET ME DO IT FOR THE VIDEO
[whispers] do it for the video!
You just grab them by their face
Jack: [sniffs]
Travis: [whispers] what the f*ck was that?!
NOW THAT IS NOT HOW YOU KISS.
You do not snort your boogers as your nose-..... the f*ck was that Jack: I was showing that that was planned
I could hear it going back from your nose down your throat. And i'm just like!! Oh my GoD
what the f*ck was that!
Now we can't do the tongue kiss. J: YES WE CAN
I would literally we momma birding your mucus out- -sit down! look! look at you!
We will get you to learn where the frame of the videos are. J: Take my tongue in your mouth noW!
T: Ok now. J: This is how you assert dominance over your subbottom
WAIT. I can'T! [gasps] T: Why? What's wrong? J: Because I can't assert dominance in real life!
T: That was really cute though! Come here. Tongue kiss now. Watch.
J: let me be- let me try and be the domtop.
You be like being a subbottom over here
I'll be lifting weights, i'm sweaty. Sweat is glistening on my body.
[domtop voice] Hey you.
Travis: [subbottom voice] Yaas?
Jack: sorry... 'as i giggle'
[domtop voice again] Do you want to make out?
[yelling domtop voice] IT'S NOT A CHOICE
Travis: [subbottom voice] oh. my. f*cking. god.
[both break character and start laughing]
Travis: [subbottom voice] wow! That was really something else!
thank you thank you everything- J: Did I do good as a domtop?
I mean yeah if you were like
going to ravage me
J: Yeah! Well that was the point.That was what domtops do!
T:You destroy me. J: I know! Like I will destroy your a**hole
T: I want you to feel good after you know i'm not trying to
give you a concussion
J: I'm trying to give you a concussion. That turns me on.
Unconscious people turns me on
T: You mean that's so hot J:[gasps] You can't say that
T: Ok so J: You have washboard abs. My ball hurts
T: We need to focus on this video. J: I'm focused
T: We're teaching them how to kiss. The tongue.
we haven't done a tongue kiss yet
You put your hands down, I put my hands everywhere
J: Excuse me? T: Ready? So I grab him by the face
right here
we have this moment of connection
passion, fire you see the fire you see
it I see it feel it
J: Me too.
So as you can see with that, the tongue
is a very careful- You have to be very
careful how you use the tongue just do a
little bit you grace the other tongue nicely.
J: Do you breathe when you makeout? I
don't breathe and then when it ends I'm
like. I'm gonna pass out. [both imitate panting] They're gonna be like
that kiss made Jack breathless because I
literally was breathless. T: yeah exactly you
took my breath away
and thats another reason why you're cute. ahhh no he didn't say it! He didn't say it! [subbottom voice] are we f*cking dead?
can we just go ahead and make a sandwhich now
J: YAS T: Can we take a nap now
J: let's go to the cafeteria
T: ok J: and get a slice of pizza maybe an
ice cream cone T: subbottoms! J: Subbottoms unite!
T: YES! I'm so glad we're subbottoms- J: we just put our asses together and just
take off T: Yeah... So there you go
I mean I feel like that's kind of all
you need to know about kissing [laughs]
we didn't teach them anything J: did we kiss enough
Are they satisfied? Are we satisfied? T: Well we can show you an
example of bad kiss right now so kiss me
terribly J: Ok.
I think I wanna kiss you T: I think I want to kiss you
EWWWW. I went in your hole! (nose)
OW! F*CK
T: 'That was fun we should do this again sometime!' J: oh my god. oh my god. What just happened
T: I don't f*cking know J: [laughing] Did i just lose my virginity? T:What is this video even become?
J: I don't know! T: We gotta to plan our videos, we're so bad
What are we even doing? So that's what you
don't do
so you're welcome and so okay well I
mean honestly I think that we did okay
J: We- they're going to be experts T: So then i
guess the best way to end this video
will be with a kiss
that's just me actually asking for kiss J: What's a kiss?
Oh that was cutesie. T: So that's it for this video you
guys thank you so much for watching and
remember I'm travis, and I'm Jack and boyfriends
and we got your back. J: Bye guys ;)
