Hello Boys and Girls.
In this video I’m going to be showing you how to give yourself a cold.
So lather up your luffa’s with some hot soapy water and let’s get sick.
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With that out of the way, let’s talk about Let’s talk about how to give yourself a
cold, how to catch a cold.
Can you give yourself a cold?
Can someone give their self a cold?
Here are three ways.
This first way to give yourself a cold is to walk around barefoot.
Walk outside barefoot.
Take those socks off and be one of those creeps who doesn’t wear any footwear.
Those aren’t shoes, those are foot prisons.
Am I right?
If the weather is cold even better.
Walk outside on the sidewalks without any shoes.
Your cold is gonna be huuuuge!
This second way to give yourself a cold, is to hang around a lot of people.
So find out where people are and go there.
If you live in a city, perfect.
Go downtown if you live in a small town.
Right, you got a bunch of family around, chances are, one of them’s catching the flu.
Go hang around people.
Be around the air they’re breathing in.
You’re gonna catch something alright, it’s inevitable.
It’s like the law of cold catching.
This third and final way I’ll show you how to give yourself a cold is, don’t be hygienic.
Don’t wash your hands and be touching everything.
You know how in the hospital they’re always like oh, wash your hands.
Even in school, they’re like, always wash your hands.
Never wash your hands, okay.
Be touching all the light switches, be pulling all the door handles, be high-fiving everyone,
don’t wash your hands after you do your business in the rest room, just don’t tell
anyone about that.
You are a germ warehouse.
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Stay classy guys.
I’ll see you in the next video.
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