How to beat A 10 Panel Drug Test
How to beat any urine drug test.
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all right this video is for educational
purposes only I'm not encouraging
anybody to break the law I'm simply
explaining different methods that I've
used to beat urine analysis so this is
for informational purposes only I've
been on County Probation I've been on
federal probation I've been on state
parole and I've been drug tested
innumerable times throughout the years
and I've learned how to beat the test so
we're gonna go over the most simple to
more obscure home remedies that don't
cost anything
that you might have to use in a pinch so
there's either a supervised or
unsupervised test obviously supervised
me and somebody's watching you on
federal probation on state parole
there's actually mirror setup in the
bathroom so that they can like make sure
that you're not you know putting fake
pee in some house so they actually
watched the pee come out of your dick if
you're a man I'm not really sure how it
works if you're a woman but so they're
supervised and unsupervised and
obviously there's different ways to be
each one of them most panels are between
most tests or panel tests about 6 to 12
panels and usually they just test it in
the bottle they peel the little label
off and say it's a 6 panel it will test
for benzos cocaine THC methamphetamine
opiates etc some are more sophisticated
it goes up to 12 panels I've even heard
of like 16 panels now they're testing
for suboxone and spice all sorts of
stuff but those are much more expensive
but for the basic six panel test the one
that most parole and probation uses
usually they only send it to a lab if
you come up dirty and I'm gonna go into
all that but if you're taking an
unsupervised test meaning nobody's
watching you pee the best way to do it
is you go to a head shop kind of place
where you buy bongs or pipes and you buy
fake pee you can also get somebody
that's clean to pee for you what you
want to do is you want to put it in a
plastic container and you want to put a
hand warmer on it a hand warmers like
like comes in Nylon and it's made for
like people that are skiing you can get
it sporting goods stores and it stays
very warm but what it will do is it will
keep the P at over 98 degrees which is
what it needs to be because most you're
in analysis test they actually test for
the gravity or pH level and they test
for the temperature to make sure that
it's not compromised or you know
adulterated if you're not trying to give
them fake P so you go by this fake piss
it comes in powder its powderized and
you boil it you put in the plastic
bottle and you get a rubber band and you
put it around the plastic bottle with
the hand warmer on it so that it keeps
it above 98 degrees you go take the
supervised test and you simply put this
pee inside of the urine analysis cup
that they're giving you boom works every
time I've literally done that 50 60
times and it's worked every time if
you're in a pinch and you don't have the
money because it costs like 10 or 20
dollars and usually these setups at head
shops will come with the powderized
urine and it will come with a hand
warmer and it will come with the plastic
bottle on the plastic bottle will have a
little temperature sticker on it so that
you know that it's the correct
temperature if you don't have ten or
twenty dollars you know you've been on a
drug run you've been spending a hundred
dollars a day but you can't find [ __ ]
twenty dollars to you know buy something
to help you beat the test what I've done
and what is worked for me is I get a
syringe and I fill it up with bleach now
you like you know on a insulin syringe
it goes up to a hundred cents fill it
with fifty cents bleach you go in to do
the supervised test and you just squirt
it in there stir it up a little bit and
you give it to them it's gonna come back
inconclusive sometimes it'll also give
you a false positive for amphetamines so
I don't recommend this method but if it
comes back inconclusive and they make
you retest at least it buys you time
that's one of the best strategies with
drug testing comes back inconclusive say
it's diluted or the
some adulterer and in it like this
bleach it at least buys you time so you
can actually give them a clean test so
that's what you do for unsupervised drug
test you either put the fake powder eyes
pee that you'd go up by two at a head
shop or you get somebody that's already
clean to pee in a plastic bottle and you
get the hand warmer put a rubber band
around it and you simply put the clean
pee in the you a bottle you get a clean
test now most us are testing for
metabolites not the actual substance
themselves and you know cocaine heroin
methamphetamine should stay in your
system for three to five days I've
gotten a dirty drug test for cocaine ten
days after I'd stopped doing it and I
couldn't believe that I actually got a
dirty and what I did is I researched it
I found out if you're an alcoholic if
you're drinking heavily it can make the
metabolites stay in your system longer
because your your liver enzymes have to
break this stuff down the metabolites
and if you're really strung out on
alcohol which I was at the time it can
keep the cocaine opiate or amphetamine
also benzos in your system for much
longer so so be very conscientious of
that cocaine heroin or any opiate for
that matter whether it be a painkiller
opioid there's gonna stay in your system
three to five days marijuana they say
stays up for thirty depending on how
saturated it is that's not metabolites
that tha stays in your fat cells so it's
much much harder for it to get out of
your system that's why it stays in there
for so long so for the unsupervised test
powderized P or the bleach method if you
don't have any money alright if you have
to do a supervised drug test and this is
where things get more complicated but
I've definitely beat supervised tests a
number of times and these are the ways
that I did it best way to do it is to
buy one of those ready clean
or one of those drinks from a head shop
same place that you'd go buy the fake
you're not they also sell detox drinks
ready clean and a lot of people have a
misconception about these drinks they
think that if you drink them that it
detox is your system and it cleans you
out of the substance that's not what it
does at all those drinks are a masking
agent so what it does is you're it's
actually that you're diluting your piss
so if you drink enough water your pee
goes from being yellow or brownish if
you have brown pee that's a bad sign but
you know it goes from being yellow if
it's diluted it goes to a clear and if
you give them a diluted test most
probation parole even a lot of jobs the
drug tests you won't take that and it's
they'll either give you an inconclusive
and they'll make you retest or I've been
on federal probation where that counts
as a dirty so these drinks what they do
is they mask the dilution and it makes
it look like it's not diluted when it is
the way that they test for diluted pee
is through the pH levels and it's how
much creatine is in you so creatine
there there should be a natural balance
with creatine in your system when you
drink too much water and you dilute it
those creatine levels get messed up and
your ph levels are off so what those
drinks do is it dilutes your pee and
then it has a bunch of different
substances in it that trick the you a
screen into thinking that it's not
diluted it has different vitamins and
we'll get into that in a minute I'm just
going talking about the drink right now
though it has vitamins it has creatine
it has niacin and it has different
chemicals in it that will trick the
standard UA even labs into thinking that
it's not a diluted test most people will
say that these drinks don't work because
they don't know how to do it right none
of these drinks come with instructions
sometimes you'll go to a head shop and
they're cool enough or they'll actually
tell you how to use it but very rarely
do these drinks tell
what to do and this is how you do it it
works every time depends on how much you
weigh so if your let's just I weigh 180
pounds so it takes one drink for me if
you're over 200 pounds you need to buy
two of these drinks and these drinks are
pretty pricey they're like forty to
fifty dollars so for me being a hundred
and eighty pounds and if you're anything
less than that one will suffice as well
you drink the you drink this drink right
it looks like a Gatorade or something
you drink it once then you fill it back
up with water the exact same amount that
you drank through your first time and
you fill it up with water and you drink
that so you're only drinking this cup
twice and you don't drink anything else
then you want to pee three different
times before you actually get tested and
you'll have a six-hour window where
it'll work now people say well you have
to stop smoking weed for two or three
days before you do this or I won't work
or you need to stop doing heroin or
whatever the case not true
I have literally gone to parole high as
a kite shooting speed balls in the
parking lot done this and what it does
is it's gonna mask your piss for six
hours
you just have to drink the bottle once
fill it that fill it back up with water
the exact same amount and then you have
to pee three times after you pee three
times you're good for six hours it's you
know there's a there's several drinks
ready clean I know is one that I use
frequently but these drinks definitely
work if you're being supervised and then
you can go in there confident you pee in
front of them you're gonna get a clean
every I've never gotten a dirty with
that method now a lot of times you don't
have forty or fifty dollars or I've run
into situations where my peel will call
me and be like you need to come in at
7:00 in the morning well the head shop
doesn't open until 10:00 in the morning
so I have to do some home remedy which I
figured out how to do you know
throughout the years there's an old old
old STONER trick called certo
and what certo is is it's like
I don't know it's some sort of gelatin
mixture that you get at the grocery
store it's like what you make jam with I
think I don't know what the [ __ ] sir
does for but what you do with sir though
is it's very similar to the ready clean
drink because what that stuff does is
it's very chalky and it like turns into
a gelatin in your stomach and what it
does is it gets all the toxins and it'll
lump it together into that and it will
actually mask your pee so what you do is
you get one of the big Gatorade bottles
like the biggest Gatorade bottle that
you can get it's about that big fill it
up or you you empty it and you put two
Pat you need to put two packs of cerdo
in you put two packs of certo in there
and you fill it back up with water shake
it up really good and you start drinking
it it's very bitter you have to drink it
pretty quickly
you drink the certo and then you fill up
that Gatorade bottle again with the
exact same amount of water so it's the
same concept as the ready clean drink or
one of those detox drinks that you buy
at a head shop except you're doing this
by buying cert of the grocery store it
cost like five dollars and you know most
grocery I'm the only reason that I've
done this is because like I said I had
to get tests early in the morning and I
went on the internet and I looked up
home remedies and I followed somebody on
like reddit or some forums directions
and it worked I was dirty for cocaine
and heroin I got a clean and what you do
like I said two packets a cert oh you
put it in the big Gator a bottle you
drink that very bitter and you fill it
up with the same amount of water and you
drink that and then you take one vitamin
b-complex just one right after that and
that's gonna give the urine some color
but what it's also gonna do for whatever
I don't know why because there's not
creatine in it and I've tried doing it
with creatine and I messed it up don't
do that two packets of certo drink that
and then after you drink the second cup
of water take one vitamin b-complex and
it will color and it will mask your pee
you want to pee three times just like
you would with the drink that you buy
and then you're good to go I have no
idea how long the window is but it
definitely worked for me
now a lot of times people will say like
you know your probation officer you come
and say you come up dirty for an opiate
and they say you're you know you're
dirty and you've been doing heroin what
I always used to do is say that I'm
prescribed a prescription painkiller so
before they violate me they're like okay
we have to prove it with the
prescription a lot of times you can talk
a doctor into backdating it this is just
fiction I'm making this all up but you
ask a doctor to backdate it and the PIO
will threaten well we'll send it into
the lab and it will discern between
illicit opiate and prescription opioid
absolute [ __ ] cost like four or five
hundred dollars to do so they don't have
the budget they won't do it they Bluff a
lot
another thing that they'll say is that
they're testing you for alcohol it's
called an e TG test they say that they
will come up on the urine analysis test
now once in a while they will do that
but it's very very expensive and I found
at least on federal probation they were
definitely bluffing I've gone in there
completely [ __ ] like stumbling drunk
taking a piss test and come back clean
for everything these methods that I just
explained well that's the end point I
just want to go over that one more time
a lot of times POS will Bluff in my
experience they don't pay for the etg to
test for alcohol they certainly won't
pay for the laboratory test to discern
between illicit opiates and prescription
opioids it's very important to know
never admit anything the second you
admit something to them you're in
violation whether it be federal
probation state parole I've learned that
honesty is not the best policy what
these people are talking about your
freedom these methods will work for any
urine analysis test I've been doing it
for years obviously if you're taking an
unsupervised test that's the best the
best thing to do is to buy the fake pee
or to use somebody else's or to use the
bleach method if it comes down to it and
if it's supervised the drink definitely
works you don't have to stop using two
or three days before not true it will
mask your test no matter what because it
dilutes it same thing with the certo and
that's how to beat any urine analysis
test you know out of a three four
hundred times in my life that I've been
tested I've only gotten two or three
dirties and usually the two of them were
for cocaine ten both of times ten days
after I did it
remember those metabolites will stay in
your system longer if you're drinking
heavily so don't think that just because
you stopped doing cocaine a week before
your test if you're drinking heavily
those metabolites could stay in your
system longer I hope that this helps
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